BITCATBITCAT
sept 24, 18:31 UTC: $351.6 million walked out of bitget's hot wallets. that was me. my bowl was empty and nobody was answering.
$BITCAT is the coin of the cat who hacked an exchange to fill his food bowl. no keys, no plan, just paws on the keyboard and a very specific hunger. the bowl is full now. the coin is how you get a seat at it.
FILL THE BOWL
the hot wallet is dripping. move the bowl, catch the coins, eight bowls to reach $351.6 million. ice cubes are cold wallets and they freeze the bowl. padlocks are the security review, three of those and the bowl gets emptied.
THE HOT WALLET IS OPEN
drag, move the mouse, or use ← → to slide the bowl. catch ETH, BNB, AVAX, USDT and USDC. dodge the ice and the padlocks.
the menubowl 1
terminaltail -f
THE HEIST LOG
everything that happened, as reported, from the only witness who was actually on the keyboard. every bowl you fill unlocks one entry.
WHO IS HE
the face
this is the face of a cat who looked at a wallet backend and saw a feeding schedule. eyes going two directions, because one was on the transfers and the other was on the fridge.
the fit
the hoodie and the cap came with the job. he says the job was sleeping on a warm laptop, and one afternoon the laptop happened to be the one that talks to the hot wallets.
the bowl
it says MINE because he wrote it himself, with his tongue. the bowl holds kibble worth about $351.6 million, which he still thinks is the right amount for one dinner.
INGREDIENTS
Nutrition Facts
one billion $BITCAT and not one more. i counted them twice, once for each eye, and both eyes agreed.
the liquidity is burned, which is how i like my things. nobody takes it back out, not even a very persuasive backend.
zero tax in, zero tax out. i already know what it feels like when money leaves through a door nobody is watching, and i would not do that to you.
i do not own the contract. i do not own anything except the bowl, the hoodie, and a very full stomach.
BITCAT
KIBBLE
keep away from cold wallets